Ok so my guilt has overtook me and I'm going
to recap the past few months with my top
Williams moments. I'm calling them the Willy
awards. In order to obtain this prestigious honor,
one must in some way truly represent our white
trashness in a way that "willy" brings out our "one
of these things is not like the others" kind of feel.
Crying over your husband losing his gotee...."willy?"
Telling your sons they look cool in bug glasses...."willy?"
Encouraging a perfectly good young man to perform
the Napolean Dynamite dance wherever he goes...."willy?"
Dressing your kid in drag.......now that's good
parenting.
Encouraging your kid to use his food for
funny photo opps....."willy?"
Getting 3 of your good friends to dress up as
80's aerobics chicks and run a 5k....."Willy?"
Posing your child with coordinating socks and
hat and pretending you work at kiddie kandids...."willy?"
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